A man who was fed up of having his car stolen and dumped by burglars wrote a very polite note - and they listened. He left the sarcastic note in the glovebox of his Honda in
the hope that the thieves would at least leave the car where it wouldn't
be towed. see full letter after the cut.
He said: "I left a snarky note in the glovebox of my Honda
the last time it was stolen. Just recovered the car from the most
recent theft. They read my letter and I think it worked; they ditched it
in front of a house this time (YAY)
In the letter mfiasco writes:
"Hello!
"If you’re reading this, you are probably stealing my car. I’m a nice person and likely would you have given you a ride, but obviously we’re past that.
"I would love to afford a car that doesn’t get stolen and burglarised all the time, but I’m broke and this is what I’m stuck with. So, you got me. Again.
"You’re not going to get into trouble for stealing my car. As long as you don’t f*** around and a kill a pedestrian, you’ll just leave this somewhere and go about your business. Nobody investigates this tomfoolery.
"One quick favour: please do not leave my car somewhere if it will get towed. If I have to deal with one more f***ing impound lot holding my stolen s***ty Honda for ransom, I am going to lose my mind.
"And my car, because I can’t afford to keep bailing it out of car jail. If I had any money I would just go buy a godamned car that wasn’t constantly getting stolen in the first place.
"Please just leave my old piece of s*** car in a neighbourhood or something."
He then explains it's a 'win win' situation for both, as he won't have to bother with police reports and insurance.
"I don’t have to deal with police reports, insurance claims and tow trucks, and you don’t have to feel like a jerk for ruining the month of a nice person", he said.
Signing off the passive-agressive note, he said: "Thank you. Enjoy your ride."
The car was stolen again, but the thief listened and left the Honda in front of a house.
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