South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has made another shocking discovery after three years of allege grueling research.
He said he
had started the study after noticing that there had been increased
cases of stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’
untamed obsession with the sexually exhilarating and yet dangerous
style, eg doggy.
Asked to explain the connection between this style and cancer or
stroke, he said that during his research, he found out that the high
pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads
the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.
On cancer, he said; “One of the main causes of cancer is
stress, fatigue and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful
seexual position for men is doggy, hence the connection is more than
clear
Motsoaledi advised that, occasional doggy style like only on
Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but enjoying that each night is
suicidal, the reason why South African married men die and leave their
wives a lot these days.
The Minister said that a full statement on the Ministry’s website,
“Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the
results of the full research on the Ministry website, www.doh.gov.za”
He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi
Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.
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