According to Daily Sun SA, Mnombo, 32-year-old popular called
Anaconda by his friends. Mnombo reportedly got his nickname after his fellow soccer players
saw his manhood in the change rooms before a soccer match. But his new
wife said she’s not being entertained by his bullish p*nis as it’s
destroying her v*gina.
Mnombo, on Friday night by his new wife on
their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.
“All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.
“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her punani, not an anaconda,” claimed Mnombo.
“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing
my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine
before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had
bought her as a gift.”
“We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her.
“I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.”
He said he met his wife at church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from s*x until they were married.
“I’ve only heard of p*nis enlargement and not penis shrinking,” said a frustrated Mnombo.
According to Daily Sun, when she was contacted, his wife said Mnombo was telling lies.
“He has a big p*nis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary
like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moered him or
tried to suffocate him,” she said.
The couple agreed to get counselling and said they would not involve the police.
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